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 One Hundred Dollars | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 05/18/1999 | | |  |
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A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two
weeks. However, nothing happened. So he decided to write God a
letter asking for
the money. When the postal authorities
received the letter addressed to "GOD, USA", they decided, as a
joke, to send it to President Clinton.
Bill was so impressed, touched, and amused, that he
instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5 bill. The little
boy was delighted with the $5, and sat down to write a thank you
note to God, which read; "Dear God, Thank you very much for
sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason
you had it sent through Washington, DC, and
as usual, those
sorry guys deducted $95."
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