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The Thunderstorm

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/25/1999
 
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One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said, "I have to sleep with Daddy."

A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."

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    Daddy will "sleep" with mommy, then roll over and make her sleep on the wet spot. It happens every time.

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