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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
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"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
— President William Clinton 5/29/93
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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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... is so fat, They're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer!
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Q. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A. Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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 I Know The Whole Truth | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/17/1999 | | |  |
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At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says,
"Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"
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