|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 Everything Is Big In Texas | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/25/1999 | | |  |
|
There once was a blind fellow who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats
and said, "Wow,
these seats are big!" The person next to him answered,
"Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed
between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are huge!" The
bartender replied, " Yup! Everything is big down here in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where
the restroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second
door to
the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but
accidentally missed the second door. Instead, he entered the
third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the
pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man surfaced and
started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
Big Man Needs Help Buying Big Underwear
Big Joe Penis Enlarger
Big Dreams
Kermit and Big Bird Smokin' Weed
You know you're in Texas when ...
Judge Allows Big Apple Nude Photo Shoot
Texas State Trooper
Piranha Fished Out Of Texas Lake
Texas trooper
The Big hole
A big wet one
Big Mac Rules Foil Burglar
Texas Hot Stick
Turkish Loverboy Pounds Big Fat Assy!
Big Lebowski
Big Screen monitors
Big foot
Little girl - BIG DUMP!
Texas Hot Plate
Big Drink
|
More Miscellaneous Jokes...
| | |
|
|
ARTICLE FORUM LIST |
|
You must register to participate in this discussion.
|
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
|
|
 |
Most Recent |
 |
|
 |
Montana Cowboy
A Montana cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the ...
05.16.2008
How The Fight Started With Grumpy
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? ...
05.15.2008
Senior Driver
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
05.14.2008
Modern Medicine Saves the Day
Ted wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness ...
05.07.2008
|
|
|
|
| Rate This!
|
|
|
|
| Section Features
|
|
|
|
| One Year Ago
|
|
Just Plain Bull
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them ...
05.16.2007
Traffic Cop Vs. Violator
A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red ...
05.12.2007
The Work Out
Week at the Gym: A man's story
If you read this ...
05.11.2007
Second Career
Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second ...
05.10.2007
|
|
|
|
| Two Years Ago
|
|
How To Call The Police
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going ...
05.12.2006
The Seven Dwarfs
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they ...
05.08.2006
Biker Granny
She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker ...
04.26.2006
Good Manners
During class a teacher was trying to teach good manners. ...
04.21.2006
|
|
|
|
| Lookie Here!
|
|
|
|
|
Goofball Facts |
|
| |
|
The Nestles haven't run Nestle since 1875!
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
