Military Creativity
By: Robnoxious	Published: 06/29/1999
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO said, "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier came back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was impressed and asked, "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. Then I said to the Arab soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3-day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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LOL! (0 replies) started by sweetiepeach (09.28.2001 1:51:12 AM EST) Too funny! ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

A solemn occasion (0 replies) started by silkboxers (06.28.2001 3:20:29 PM EST) Two years ago the best joke ever was published on Goofball. Here's to Robnoxious, may his jokes live on in our hearts forever, if he himself cannot. 6-29-01 When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

I knew it!! (0 replies) started by spoiler (11.07.2000 10:44:02 AM EST) .... Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, cuz you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

shit (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.09.2000 3:04:39 PM EST) this joke sucks ass

Sheesh (0 replies) started by SilkBoxers (06.26.2000 11:31:09 AM EST) I can't believe more than 4,000 people bothered to vote for this joke. Actually, I've lived in the Middle East for a couple of years, and happened to meet several Israelis. This is a classic Israeli joke, but it loses everything in its translation. Ok, I just made that up. When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

*YAWN* (0 replies)   started by SilkBoxers (06.22.2000 10:48:47 AM EST) only a hundred votes to go. When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

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