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 Operator28 | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 07/04/1999 | | |  |
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An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when
all of a sudden he
gets cut off. He hollers, "Operator, giff me
beck the party!"
She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to make the call all over
again."
He says, "What do you want from my life? Giff me beck da party."
She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to place the call again."
He says, "Operator, ya know vat? Take da telephone and shove it
in you-know-vere!" And he hangs up.
Two days later he opens the door and there are two big,
strapping guys standing there
who say, "We came to take your
telephone out."
He says, "Vy?"
They say, "Because you insulted Operator 28 two days ago. But if
you'd like to call up and apologize, we'll leave the telephone
here."
He says, "Vait a minute, vat's da rush, vat's da hurry?" He goes
to the telephone and dials. "Hello? Get me Operator 28. Hello,
Operator28? Remember me? Two days ago I insulted you? I told you
to take da telephone and shove it in you-know-vere?"
She says,
"Yes?"
He says, "Vell, get ready -- dey're bringin' it to ya!"
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