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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"Guitar-groups have no future."
—EMI-manager for Beatles 1962
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#189 The Sahara Desert stretches father than the distance from California to New York.
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armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
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Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
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 Ice fishing | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 07/09/1999 | | |  |
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There were two old boys from Florida who love to fish, and
they wanted to do some ice fishing.
They'd heard about it up in
Canada, and they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely.
They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait
shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to
need an ice pick."
So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of
them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another
dozen ice picks."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but
he didn't. He sold
him the picks, and the old boy left. In about
an hour, he was back. Said, "We're going to need all the ice
picks you've got."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he
asked, "how are you fellows doing?"
"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in
the water yet."
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