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 Cookies | | By: JimmyfromQueens | Published: 08/05/1999 | | |  |
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A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath
some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and
lights it.
His grandson says, "Grandpa, can I try some of your cigarette?"
"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" asks the grandpa.
"No," says the little boy.
"Then you're not big enough," says Grandpa.
A few more minutes pass, and the man takes a beer out of his
cooler and opens it.
The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?"
"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?", he says.
"No," says the little boy.
"Then you're not old enough," says Grandpa.
Time passes and they continue to fish. The little boy gets
hungry and he reaches into his lunch box, takes out a bag of
cookies and eats one.
The grandfather looks at him and says, "Hey they look good. Can
I have one of your cookies?"
"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" says the little
boy.
"I most certainly can!" says grandpa.
"Then go fuck yourself," says the little boy, "these are my
cookies."
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