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 Suppertime Gas | | By: Brad Kilmer | Published: 09/03/1999 | | |  |
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A young man was dating a lovely girl for some time and was thrilled to finally be invited to her parents' house for dinner. He was so nervous that he found himself in a state of gastric distress.
By dinner time he was in a state of acute flatulence, and halfway through dinner he realized he was about to explode. When a tiny fart escaped, the girl's
mother scowled and scolded "Spot!" to the family dog was lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved that the dog was blamed, he let another squeeze out. "Spot!" yelled the
girl's mother once more.
'I've got it made' thought the fellow to himself. 'One more and I should be fine'. So he let loose a really big one. "Spot" shrieked the mother "Get over here before he shits on you!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
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