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 Ahhh Yard Work | | By: DonnaB | Published: 09/06/1999 | | |  |
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There's this couple doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and take a shower. The guy is looking for the rake and yells to his wife, who looks out of the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the rake?"
She can't hear him, so he points to his eye (I), points to his knee (need) and then makes raking motions.
"What?" she yells. So he goes through the whole routine again.
She nods like she gets it and then points to her eye, squeezes her left breast, slaps her ass, and then rubs her crotch. Her husband is somewhat confused, though totally aroused, so he quickly goes in the house, up the stairs, and into the bathroom. "What did you say?"
I said: eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
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