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By: LolaPublished: 09/08/1999
 
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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 7 children. Eventually, her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 10 children by her next husband. Eventually, he dies. Soon after her second husband's death she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

The priest says, "I mean her legs."

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that was alright (0 replies)
started by FredJohnson
(05.09.2001 7:53:50 PM EST)

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha j/k it was ok

blah (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.15.2000 7:38:44 PM EST)

it must be the chad
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Damn this is pretty funny (0 replies)
started by jessicanicole
(11.08.2000 2:39:42 PM EST)

This is really funny because I have a friend named Maria and she's catholic!ha ha he he

Coffin (0 replies)  
started by dandydan
(10.15.2000 10:33:19 AM EST)

I think this chick should be buried in a y-shaped coffin,so as she lay in death she mostly layed in life.....

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