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 Are you my son? | | By: Robert | Published: 12/22/1999 | | |  |
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An older gentleman and a young hooligan in leather, spikes,
etc; were standing at the street corner.
The elderly man couldn't take his eyes off of the punks red,
green, blue and yellow hair.
After a few seconds, the kid reels around and yells at the old
man: "What are you staring at old man, didn't you ever do
anything really wild when you were a kid?"
The old timer replies: "Why yes, I'm afraid I did... I had sex
with a parrot once, and I thought you might be my son!"
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