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Are you my son?

By: RobertPublished: 12/22/1999
 
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An older gentleman and a young hooligan in leather, spikes, etc; were standing at the street corner. The elderly man couldn't take his eyes off of the punks red, green, blue and yellow hair.

After a few seconds, the kid reels around and yells at the old man: "What are you staring at old man, didn't you ever do anything really wild when you were a kid?"

The old timer replies: "Why yes, I'm afraid I did... I had sex with a parrot once, and I thought you might be my son!"

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started by littljohn
(12.03.2000 6:17:34 AM EST)

I bet he used his "pecker"

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