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"There's too much leaking in Washington. That's just the way it is. And we've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch." —Bush, adding a fourth branch of government while leaving out the third. Source: White House Office of the Press Secretary, "News Release: President Discusses Job Creation With Business Leaders," Sept. 30, 2003
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"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
— Dick Cavett (mocking the TV-violence debate)
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#184 The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.
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hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
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Q. Have you heard the latest Rush Limbaugh jokes?
A. Neither has he.
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 Music is my life | | By: Anonymous | Published: 12/27/1999 | | |  |
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The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by
firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison
guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if
he wanted something specific for his last meal, he didn't want
anything special. When they asked if there was something special
he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.
Finally when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked
if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold.
"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?"
said the guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One
thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one
whole time through, with no interruptions."
The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.
The inmate let out a grin and started, "One billion bottles of
beer on the wall..."
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