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6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
Salt/Pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for popping sounds. When the chicken's butt blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done.
LMAO @ first guy!!!
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tjshere
(03.02.2003 10:57:30 AM EST)
"." Waaaaaaa hahahahahaha! I can't top that one. LMAO! ^5, dude, that was a 2 pointer for sure. ROFL!!!
*ahem* Hehehehe, good joke, Marvin. That full cup of butter makes pretty good lubricant too, dorsn't it? ;^)
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beo469
(03.02.2003 10:03:57 AM EST)
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