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A Cooperative Dentist

By: beckdaddyPublished: 06/22/2001
 
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A pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled. The dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with equipment in hand.

He immediately drew back in complete alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have hold of my testicles!"

"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "And we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"

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    If I were a dentist (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (06.22.2001 8:19:56 AM EST)

    she would have to bring a friend and use both hands...easy girls there's enough here to go around.

    But I do always tell them, "this won't hurt a bit."

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    that would be me (1 reply)
    started by fixxxerny
    (06.22.2001 7:19:32 AM EST)

    clutching his nuts if he hurt me, that is. Dentists are evil sons-a-bitches.

    fixxxerny
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    i miss the comfort in being sad

    heh heh heh... (0 replies)  
    started by oxbrain
    (06.22.2001 2:11:39 AM EST)

    you pull mine out and I'll pull yours off...

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

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