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A pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled. The dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with equipment in hand.
He immediately drew back in complete alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have hold of my testicles!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "And we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"
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If I were a dentist
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started by
bigswifty
(06.22.2001 8:19:56 AM EST)
she would have to bring a friend and use both hands...easy girls there's enough here to go around.
But I do always tell them, "this won't hurt a bit."
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
that would be me
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started by
fixxxerny
(06.22.2001 7:19:32 AM EST)
clutching his nuts if he hurt me, that is. Dentists are evil sons-a-bitches.
fixxxerny
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i miss the comfort in being sad
heh heh heh...
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started by
oxbrain
(06.22.2001 2:11:39 AM EST)
you pull mine out and I'll pull yours off...
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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