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A pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled. The dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with equipment in hand.
He immediately drew back in complete alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have hold of my testicles!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "And we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"
heh heh heh... started by
oxbrain
(06.22.2001 2:11:39 AM EST)
you pull mine out and I'll pull yours off...
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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