"The Iraqi regime is a threat to any American and to threats who are friends of America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Rallies Troops at Fort Hood," Jan. 3, 2003
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Snapple Facts
#193 The year that read the same upside down was 1961. That won't happen again until 6009.
Yo Mama ...
so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
One Liners
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
A pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled. The dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with equipment in hand.
He immediately drew back in complete alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have hold of my testicles!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "And we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"
that would be me started by
fixxxerny
(06.22.2001 7:19:32 AM EST)
clutching his nuts if he hurt me, that is. Dentists are evil sons-a-bitches.
fixxxerny
~
i miss the comfort in being sad
Oh yeah by
meesha
(06.22.2001 3:35:56 PM EST)
We call ours "The Devil's Handmaiden". lol
*meow*
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