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One Liners
Q: What are the three words women hate to hear most when having sex? A: "Honey, I'm home!"
A pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled. The dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with equipment in hand.
He immediately drew back in complete alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have hold of my testicles!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "And we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"
If I were a dentist started by
bigswifty
(06.22.2001 8:19:56 AM EST)
she would have to bring a friend and use both hands...easy girls there's enough here to go around.
But I do always tell them, "this won't hurt a bit."
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
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