"We need to thin our forests in America." —Bush, on the evil of forests, Aug. 11, 2003 Source: The Arizona Republic, "In Arizona, Bush Touts His Idea to Thin Forests," Aug. 12, 2003.
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"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks." —George Bush speech
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.
He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says:
“Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look short.”
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LOL
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started by
obxbeachbum
(06.12.2007 8:51:58 AM EST)
She must have thought he turned into a Muppet.
Good one.
LMAO!!
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started by
tjshere
(06.01.2007 10:53:35 AM EST)
You go, BD!
Waaaaahahahahahaha
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started by
lingleha
(06.01.2007 8:38:19 AM EST)
Gawd, if my nose was any shorter I'd have a scar on my ass. hahahahahaha
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