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A Well Planned Life

By: bd2sonPublished: 05/17/2007
 
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Two women in their 80's met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well-planned life?"

"Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well-planned life?"

"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

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    I have a similar situation (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
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    it started out for sex,
    turned into kids,
    made some money,
    now I'm getting the life sucked out if me.

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