"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." -George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001
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"I've only scratched the iceberg." — Andre Agassim in 1990, on his career
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#21 Almonds are part of the peach family.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine!
One Liners
Q. How do you know you're really ugly? A. Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "that's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man
answered, "just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said,; "that won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "that's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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