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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
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The man
answered, "just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said,; "that won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "that's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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