"I don't speak ill of anybody in the process here. I think if you went back and looked at my comments, you will see I don't attack." —Bush, in the same interview. (The Washington Post reported on Feb. 20 that the Bush re-election campaign will spend "tens of millions of dollars" on a negative ad campaign focusing on the likely Democratic nominee, Sen. John Kerry.)
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Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? A: Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "that's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man
answered, "just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said,; "that won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "that's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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