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"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol." — Anonymous
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#110 Frogs never drink.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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Q: What is the difference between meat and fish? A: If you beat your fish, it will die.
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "that's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man
answered, "just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said,; "that won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "that's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
Viagra started by
LindaOdell
(02.13.2001 0:44:25 AM EST)
Is this why you use Viagra Ed?
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