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Bad Habits Time Line

By: bd2sonPublished: 09/08/2005
 
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Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you; The next day I stopped smoking.

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you; The next day I stopped eating red meat..

8 days ago, I read that drinking can kill you; The next day I stopped drinking.

Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you; This morning I stopped reading.

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    if you can't smoke, drink or have sex why live?

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