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A frog walks up to Patty Black's window in the bank and asks for a loan. She tells him that these days he will need collateral. He holds up his hand and says I have this shiny thing. She tells him she doesn't think it will do but all refusals requires the manager present.
The manager comes over and asks what is going on. Patty tells him the frog wants to borrow money and she doesn't think his collateral will be sufficient.
The manager asks the frog to show him his collateral so he holds up his shiney thing.
The manager looks at the teller and says, "That's a knick knack Patty Black give the frog a loan".
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