"I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it." -George W. Bush, in an interview with the Washington Post, March 9, 2001
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"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." — Richard Jeni
Snapple Facts
#16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She gets stuck in her dreams!
One Liners
Q. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? A. Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
Damn! I put my comment in the title box again.
Oh well, ^5 BD
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