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Best Newspaper (actual) Headlines Of 2003

By: sy993588Published: 02/24/2004
 
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1. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
9. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
10. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
11. War Dims Hope for Peace
12. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
13. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
14. Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
15. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
16. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
20. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
21. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
22. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is ...

23. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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