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 A Day at the Mental Institution | | By: RachelBabylon | Published: 10/23/2000 | | |  |
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A nurse walks into a room at the mental institution and sees a patient, Charlie, acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie,
what are you doing?"
Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago."
"Great," replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into another patient, Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?!"
Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"
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heh
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started by
PetShopBoy
(10.24.2000 4:46:47 PM EST)
that one was pretty funny.
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hey..
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started by
rook30505
(10.24.2000 0:10:47 AM EST)
that joke was posted a couple of months ago.it's still pretty funny though"You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"
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