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Chinese Proverbs

By: bd2sonPublished: 01/09/2006
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Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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