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Elephant Robbery

By: bd2sonPublished: 07/04/2007
 
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A jeweler called the police station to report a robbery.

"You'll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened and an elephant came out. He broke my plate glass window, stuck his trunk in, sucked up all the jewelry and climbed back into the truck. The doors closed and the truck pulled away."

The desk sergeant said, "Could you tell me, for identification purposes, whether it was an Indian elephant or an African elephant?"

"What's the difference?" asked the jeweler.

"Well," said the sergeant, an African elephant has great big ears and an Indian elephant has little ears."

"Come to think of it, I couldn't see his ears," said the jeweler. "He had a stocking over his head."

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    Ditto (0 replies)
    started by babybear
    (07.04.2007 6:09:36 PM EST)


    what GP said!
    But not too shabby overall.

    This is kinda funny (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.04.2007 6:05:41 PM EST)


    it made me snicker, anway.

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