"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter." - Advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004
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"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." — Unknown
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#39 An ant's smell is stronger then a dog's.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, You have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through!
One Liners
Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
A painting contractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale blue. He wrote it down, went to the window opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP."
They walked into the second room and she said she wanted it a soft yellow color. He wrote that down, went to the window opened it and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP."
The woman was curious but didn't say anything. They walked into the third room and she said she wanted a warm rose color. The painter wrote that down and went to the window and opened it, he yelled "GREEN SIDE UP."
Finally the woman asked, "why do you keep yelling that out the window?"
"I'm sorry," he replied, "but I have a crew of pollacks laying sod across the street.
This joke has been told about blondes and pretty much every ethnic group on the planet. I wonder if they ever got it right?
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