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 Hunting Accident | | By: Northern Belle | Published: 04/16/2000 | | |  |
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A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the
boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over
a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis.
Obviously, he had to see a doctor.
When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done
a marvelous job repairing it. As he got ready to go home, the
doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brothers card. I'll
make an appointment for you to see him."
The guy says "Is your brother a doctor?"
"No," Doc replies, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to
put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
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Buckshot
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Hope the Doc got all the buckshot or he might shoot his girlfriend's head off!
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That was not funny that really happened to me
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