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A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the
boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over
a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis.
Obviously, he had to see a doctor.
When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done
a marvelous job repairing it. As he got ready to go home, the
doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brothers card. I'll
make an appointment for you to see him."
The guy says "Is your brother a doctor?"
"No," Doc replies, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to
put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
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Buckshot
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started by
msing
(04.16.2001 8:17:46 AM EST)
Hope the Doc got all the buckshot or he might shoot his girlfriend's head off!
Ha Ha
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started by
shizznatt
(02.24.2001 7:34:14 PM EST)
That was not funny that really happened to me
Wow
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started by
Marcotte1
(02.16.2001 1:05:52 PM EST)
Crazy
MAB
sucky
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.04.2000 1:35:07 PM EST)
you suck
sucky
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.04.2000 1:30:32 PM EST)
you sucky
hey
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started by
trmptplyr
(06.01.2000 11:44:26 AM EST)
Hey, I have some friends that play flute that I don't think would know where to put my fingers if that happened to me.
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