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Hunting Accident

By: Northern BellePublished: 04/16/2000
 
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A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis. Obviously, he had to see a doctor.

When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it. As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brothers card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."

The guy says "Is your brother a doctor?"

"No," Doc replies, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

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Buckshot (0 replies)
started by msing
(04.16.2001 8:17:46 AM EST)

Hope the Doc got all the buckshot or he might shoot his girlfriend's head off!

Ha Ha (0 replies)
started by shizznatt
(02.24.2001 7:34:14 PM EST)

That was not funny that really happened to me

Wow (0 replies)
started by Marcotte1
(02.16.2001 1:05:52 PM EST)

Crazy

MAB

sucky (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.04.2000 1:35:07 PM EST)

you suck

sucky (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.04.2000 1:30:32 PM EST)

you sucky

hey (0 replies)  
started by trmptplyr
(06.01.2000 11:44:26 AM EST)

Hey, I have some friends that play flute that I don't think would know where to put my fingers if that happened to me.

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