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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
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"I am incapable of doing any real work on my own. You are my co-worker who will have to help me. Please advise."
— Steve Schultz, Talentless Loser
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so ugly you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.
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 Hunting Accident | | By: Northern Belle | Published: 04/16/2000 | | |  |
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A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the
boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over
a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis.
Obviously, he had to see a doctor.
When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done
a marvelous job repairing it. As he got ready to go home, the
doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brothers card. I'll
make an appointment for you to see him."
The guy says "Is your brother a doctor?"
"No," Doc replies, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to
put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
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you suck
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