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A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the
boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over
a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis.
Obviously, he had to see a doctor.
When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done
a marvelous job repairing it. As he got ready to go home, the
doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brothers card. I'll
make an appointment for you to see him."
The guy says "Is your brother a doctor?"
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put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
Buckshot started by
msing
(04.16.2001 8:17:46 AM EST)
Hope the Doc got all the buckshot or he might shoot his girlfriend's head off!
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