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Little Johnny

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/04/2000
 
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Two little boys were sitting on the porch, when one little boy says, "My Daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings."

Then Little Johnny, not to be outdone responds, "My Dad can blow smoke out of his ass."

"Really, have you seen it?" reply the boys.

Little Johnny responds, "No, but I've seen the tobacco stains in his underwear."

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OH YA!!! (0 replies)
started by oxbrain
(06.04.2001 2:15:49 AM EST)

well, my mommy smokes too, she blows pearl necklaces...
heard my daddy talking about it lastnight to his buddies...

"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

Little Boy (0 replies)
started by Mort9
(03.17.2001 7:22:41 PM EST)

Little Boy: "Mister, do you belong to the stomach club?"

Mister: "No."

Little Boy: "Then turn in your belly button, Mister."

gonzo (0 replies)
started by sligsligman4
(02.02.2001 8:23:13 AM EST)

what is the highest score possible
on gonzo duck hunt?

momma (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 3:22:33 PM EST)

I bet his mother smokes the big cigar!

THIS ONE SUCKS (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.05.2000 11:07:20 AM EST)

YEAHAS IS DOES

That's pretty gross.... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.04.2000 1:15:04 AM EST)

hey kid, sniff those tobaccy stains and you'll get high...I swear!! would I lie to you? ;)

That's enough... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.04.2000 0:51:04 AM EST)

...to make your ass wanna chew tobaccy!

;o)

That's enough... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.04.2000 0:50:55 AM EST)

...to make your ass wanna chew tobaccy!

;o)

Tha Mad Chalupa Strikes Again (0 replies)  
started by Chalupa
(06.04.2000 0:07:15 AM EST)

hmmm....I hope not...you can get ass cancer that way...

Drop The Chalupa!

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