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Crisco
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/05/2000
There was a mature gentleman wandering around in a supermarket calling out
at intervals, "Crisco, Cris--co!"
Finally a store clerk approached.
"Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five."
"Oh," replied the old gentleman, "I'm not looking for cooking Crisco, I am
calling my wife."
"Your wife is named "Crisco?"
"Nah," he answered, "I only call her that when we come to the
supermarket."
"Oh? What do you call her when you are not in the supermarket?"
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well ok then
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Queendork
(06.07.2000 2:36:13 PM EST)
crisco has many uses..1 good one is for playin naked twister lmao...the one the only Queen Dork
ummmmmmmmmmm dunno play nice with others and dont share if u dont wanna..Cuz u know u DoNt have to!!!! Love Me Lots
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started by
kickme
(06.05.2000 6:36:09 AM EST)
I'm 3rd! but still the best!
U all suK
Cheap bastard...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(06.05.2000 2:36:29 AM EST)
...ought to spring for some KY Jelly, or at least some Vaseline!
;o)
Ha ha ha
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started by
SpudMcGee
(06.05.2000 0:55:56 AM EST)
I should try that concept
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