One day a man realized that he had a tapeworm, so naturally he tried everything possible to get rid of it. So then he went to the doctor and said,"Doc, I got this tapeworm and I can't get rid of it!"
"Well, "said the Dr."Come back tomorrow with two boiled eggs and a cookie."
So the next day the guy returns with two boiled eggs and a cookie. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants, so he does. Then the doctor shoves the two boiled eggs up the guy's ass, and then a few seconds later he shoved up the cookie.
This process went on for the rest of the week. After Thursday's visit the doctor told the guy to come back on Friday with the two boiled eggs and a hammer.
By now the guy was starting to get scared.
On Friday the doctor told the guy to pull down his pants, and he shoved the two boiled eggs up the guys ass then started to wait geting the hammer ready.
Finnaly a very enraged tapeworm stuck his head out of the guy's ass and said,"Where the hell is my cookie?!!!"
WHAM!!!!!!!
