Son Of A...
By: NakedCanuck	Published: 10/16/2000
Two tall trees were growing in the woods. A small tree began to grow between them. One tree said to the other: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The other said he could not tell. Just then a woodpecker landed on the sapling. The tall tree said, "Woodpecker, you're a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker took a taste of the small tree. He replied, "Neither. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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haha (0 replies) started by PetShopBoy (10.24.2000 4:48:07 PM EST) lol.. I thought it was pretty funny. It was relatively to the point and didn't beat around the bush and take forever like some of the jokes on here.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.19.2000 9:47:55 AM EST) This joke blows duck888!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (0 replies) started by duck888 (10.18.2000 1:50:21 PM EST) This joke blows penis!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (0 replies) started by duck888 (10.18.2000 1:46:00 PM EST) This joke blows penis!

HAHAHAHAHAHA (0 replies) started by prettyangel (10.17.2000 6:23:53 PM EST) THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE HEARD IN A WHILE!!! I GUESS I AM EASILYM AMUSED SINCE NO ONE ELSE SEEMED TO LIKE IT!! I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

HAHAHAHAHAHA (0 replies) started by prettyangel (10.17.2000 6:19:14 PM EST) THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE HEARD IN A WHILE!!! I GUESS I AM EASILYM AMUSED SINCE NO ONE ELSE SEEMED TO LIKE IT!! I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

Hey KingOfAllMedia: (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.17.2000 8:53:21 AM EST) Let SuicideKing give you one of his cookies and then all these jokes will seem funny.

jesus christ (0 replies) started by kingofallmedia420 (10.16.2000 9:32:32 PM EST) c'mon git your shit together and make me laugh Legalize, Don't Criminalize

that joke was alright... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (10.16.2000 2:46:08 AM EST) I put my pecker in it ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

winter must be coming early... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (10.16.2000 1:55:02 AM EST) The Canadians are already starting to hear trees talk and swapping jokes with woodpeckers. Take time to stop and smell the panties.

holy god (1 reply) started by rook30505 (10.16.2000 1:27:21 AM EST) that sucked my left testicle "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

Cute (0 replies) started by someguy17 (10.16.2000 1:14:04 AM EST) You never find jokes quite this wholesome anymore. Very interesting

He he.... (0 replies)   started by mizike (10.16.2000 1:05:45 AM EST) Thats a good one.... I think I'm gonna puke...

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