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Breast Or Bottle?

By: MissPKPublished: 04/12/2001
 
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A woman and a baby go into a doctor's office. She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"

"Breast fed." she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."

"Naturally," she said, "I'm his aunt. But I'm glad I came."

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    "y'know how when you go donate blood and they stick you with the needle and if no blood is coming out you get this nice nurse massaging your arm and stuff. Why won't they do that when I go donate sperm?"


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