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The Sad Truth

By: MissPKPublished: 04/14/2001
 
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Sixth grade science teacher, Mr. Samson, asks his class, "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"

Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way.

"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"

Mary stands up, blushing furiously.

"Sir, how dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!"

Mr. Samson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted.

He asks the class the question again and this time Sam raises his hand.

"Yes, Sam?" says Mr. Samson.

"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."

"Very good, Sam. Thank you."

Mr. Samson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to tell you: First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be very SADLY disappointed.

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    I have a dirty mind too... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (04.14.2001 11:13:55 PM EST)


    ...I would have guessed Mary's butt!



    President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    i have (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (04.14.2001 3:37:22 PM EST)

    seen this somewhere b4

    We're going to infest

    Good one, PK! (0 replies)  
    started by beckdaddy
    (04.14.2001 1:26:33 AM EST)

    I won't disappoint you!! I'll make sure I just got out of a cold shower! ;)

    Nice shot!

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