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Dr. Seuss' Lost Tongue Twisters

By: AcidIntervalPublished: 03/07/2001
 
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Read each line aloud.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Enjoy!

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    stained sheets (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.21.2001 11:22:12 PM EST)

    the word "caca" is hillarious!!

    I am gonna have to say... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.17.2001 11:30:03 AM EST)

    That sucked worse than a dog's ass

    I'm Scared (0 replies)
    started by pattyman
    (03.08.2001 2:35:25 PM EST)

    That took a little longer for me to figure out than it should have...

    that (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (03.07.2001 5:06:36 PM EST)

    sucked

    We're going to infest

    ummmmmm (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.07.2001 3:52:54 PM EST)

    ok, that is some stupid shit!

    you goofball dicks (0 replies)
    started by bbopp
    (03.07.2001 9:15:06 AM EST)

    peace out

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