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Useful Phrases for High Stress Days

By: nakeddancerPublished: 03/05/2001
 
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  • Well, aren't we just a ray of sunshine?
  • Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
  • A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
  • Do I look like a damn people person?
  • This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescentlighting.
  • If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my dog.
  • Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
  • And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?
  • Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  • Do they ever shut up on your planet?
  • I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
  • I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
  • How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
  • You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
  • Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  • You look like shit. Is that the style now?
  • Ohh? Did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
  • If I spread you with Preparation H, would you shrink down and become less irritating?

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    Here's the best phrase! :) (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (03.07.2001 3:32:07 PM EST)

    My doctor says, "When you are stress out, you should fondle titties. Then, all your worries go away!"

    if this guy (1 reply)
    started by paparoach1
    (03.05.2001 12:10:39 PM EST)

    was going for funny,he missed

    We're going to infest

    I'm sorry (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.05.2001 10:03:22 AM EST)

    This is NOT shit.

    I took my medication and I feel better now.

    You don't need to get a life. I'm sorry.

    I'm sorry (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.05.2001 10:03:11 AM EST)

    This is NOT shit.

    I took my medication and I feel better now.

    You don't need to get a life. I'm sorry.

    your mum (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.05.2001 3:57:23 AM EST)

    this site is shit!!!!!!!
    get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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