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Twenty Five Years Of Marriage

By: tjsherePublished: 10/31/2001
 
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George and Gloria were engaged in lively conversation when he stopped talking for a moment and retrieved his white no-frills hanky out of his back pocket. Unfolding it, he vigorously blew his nose, and Gloria continued to talk without skipping a beat.

After several good snorts, he folded the hanky right on the creases, again and again, until it was returned to its perfect square. He put it in his right hand and slid it down into his back pocket.

When he looked up at her, Gloria had become mute. Her mouth was agape. She couldn't believe what she was seeing, and it showed on her face.

"Is something wrong?"

"Do you ALWAYS fold your hanky like that after you blow your nose?"

"Yes, Is that a problem?"

"Maybe."

"Why?"

"After twenty-five years of married life I had no idea you folded your hanky back up like that after blowing your nose."

"So?"

"So, I'm sorry to tell you that when I'm doing laundry and find the hanky so neatly folded in your back pocket, I assume it hasn't been used and I simply put it back in your drawer without washing it."

Now it was George's turn to stand with his mouth agape. After a couple of beats passed, he responded, "No wonder I always have so much trouble getting my glasses clean."

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    How in the heck.... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (11.02.2001 11:06:57 AM EST)

    could he ever get that thing unfolded in the first place?

    Good Joke, TJ. (3 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (10.31.2001 8:06:45 PM EST)

    ^5 to ya'. LMAO @ Grandpatron.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    LOL! (4 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (10.31.2001 6:37:04 PM EST)

    It was new to me too, TJ...and I thought it was funny...LOL! Kinda sickening...but funny nonetheless...LOL!

    Kisses at my Sweetheart! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    OK, OK (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.31.2001 5:21:14 PM EST)

    I admit this is not the most hilarious joke I've ever heard, but at least it was a new one....well, it was new to me anyway. Hopefully I will have a much better one upcoming.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Ha, Ha........ (1 reply)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.31.2001 8:16:52 AM EST)


    Sounds like my life.
    Except I do my own laudry.

    One time a friend of mine was agast when I made a comment about doing my own laundry.
    He said, "YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY"? Very male superioritivly.
    I said, "HELL NO, I don't have to do my own laundry. I only do it because I want to wear something clean".

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