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 Heaven's Rewards | | By: MissPK | Published: 05/05/2002 | | |  |
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When Bill Gates died, he went to Heaven where Saint Peter
showed him to his beautiful 20 room house. Bill Gates was
pleased and enjoyed the amenities of Heaven. One day, he
ran into a man dressed in a fine suit. "That is a nice suit,
my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"
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here. I also got a mansion with a 500 acre estate and a golf
course."
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"No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the
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operating system that changed the world! Why does he
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Just goes to show
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started by
marvin
(05.05.2002 2:47:28 AM EST)
there's no justice in the after life either.
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