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Great Choir

By: beckdaddyPublished: 05/10/2002
 
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It was visitors day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria" and singing it beautifully.

Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the choir. "I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard,"

"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor.

"You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "What are they called?"

"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. "They are the Moron Tapanapple Choir."

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    For Info (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.11.2002 0:53:19 AM EST)


    This post is my very own making.

    Just the fact that there is a visiting day at the lunatic asylum is funny enough.

    Who's coming to see you today Nancy?

    I don't know Brenda but I hope they bring me some mud. Who's coming to see you?

    Who me?

    Yes you.

    oh


    Just protecting my sheep

    For Info (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (05.10.2002 10:52:30 AM EST)

    The post below was intended as a reply to Marvin.

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    Yeah but......... (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (05.10.2002 10:51:31 AM EST)

    ....only a stupid mad lunatic would say that. Haha.


    I say this hoping that your own life is not touched by such a condition (as I saw no smileys or haha's)

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    Haha very witty ! (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (05.10.2002 1:27:00 AM EST)

    Lets get this straight though .... lunatics are mad but not stupid !

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