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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called one of the managers and asked him, "Why is it that you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous...or what?"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."
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hahaha!
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kweenbee
(08.14.2001 4:48:39 PM EST)
I'll have you know, I represent that!
Love the country, live to pee outside!
LMAO
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started by
rmthugger
(08.12.2001 6:01:02 PM EST)
good one there Sweetheart, rite on target. My wife said I could tell you that, LMAO.
Hugs and Kisses to ya PK from.....
The Hugger
I thought it was best to
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thegrandpatron
(08.12.2001 10:07:45 AM EST)
I thought it was best to keep your Work life and Home life seperate?
I could be .....
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started by
marvin
(08.12.2001 7:57:27 AM EST)
a senior manager at that place !
Thanks PK - keep 'em coming darlin'
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