Close Shave
By: thegrandpatron	Published: 02/05/2002
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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OMG (0 replies) started by roger (02.23.2002 10:09:18 PM EST) That's nasty.. hahaha Just protecting my sheep

Had Austin Powers experienced this, (0 replies) started by willi (02.05.2002 7:56:04 PM EST) he would have exclaimed, "This wooden ball tastes like shit!" Whether this little morsel tasted more like shit than Fat Bastard's 'black coffee brew' is the big question.

Have a ball! (0 replies) started by kweenbee (02.05.2002 1:17:42 PM EST) Hahahahaha. ^5 bud. Love the country, live to pee outside!

Oops, I forgot - CONGRATS GP! (5 replies) started by sweetiepeach (02.05.2002 10:52:46 AM EST) For vaulting up past whiney Willard into 8th place! I think that deserves a special prize! Come see me when you're ready to collect...;) ~SweetiePeach~

Your wrong, Big Swifty.... (0 replies) started by sweetiepeach (02.05.2002 10:51:16 AM EST) ...he hopes it IS chili night...it'll slide outta there slicker than a greased monkey...:) That little wooden ball is just like chewing tobacco...just a pinch between the cheek and gum, and tastes like shit! :)) ~SweetiePeach~

Only one thing to say here (0 replies) started by bigswifty (02.05.2002 8:55:38 AM EST) Hope its not chile night!

I've always said. (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (02.05.2002 8:54:20 AM EST) ...Life is timing. This time, life has left a shitty taste in his mouth. I thought that was just an expression?

Oh, and....... (0 replies) started by tjshere (02.05.2002 4:24:11 AM EST) This joke vaults the GP past Willard and into 8th place on the contributions list. Once again, congrats, Patron. Seems like I'm saying that a lot these days. Never fear.....TJ's here!

Ah geez (0 replies) started by tjshere (02.05.2002 4:18:57 AM EST) What a shitty thing to say. I'm all for recycling but there are extremes. LMAO! I had heard this one before but I kinda forgot about it. Classic. Never fear.....TJ's here!

Now that's (0 replies)   started by marvin (02.05.2002 3:58:30 AM EST) some bare faced cheek ! LOL New one on me GP, thanks ;-)

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