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New Hearing Aid

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 02/07/2002
 
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times."

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    LMAO... (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:10:12 PM EST)

    That was funny GP.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.07.2002 1:05:06 PM EST)

    damn kids anyway. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I've always said. (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.07.2002 8:57:32 AM EST)


    You learn a lot more, when you're not talking. Than when you are.

    What? (2 replies)
    started by malcom
    (02.07.2002 6:39:33 AM EST)

    Hearing aids comes from aural sex?
    I think that's right.

    Hey TJ ! (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (02.07.2002 4:10:34 AM EST)

    If this is you I'm changing my name to Charity ! LOL

    Kiss my Ass !

    Haha (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.07.2002 3:28:04 AM EST)

    Give it another month and all of his dough will be going to charity.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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