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1970 vs. 2000

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 03/07/2002
 
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1970: Long hair
2000: Longing for hair

1970: The perfect high
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1970: KEG
2000: EKG

1970: Acid rock
2000: Acid reflux

1970: Moving to Calif. because it's cool
2000: Moving to Calif. because it's warm

1970: Growing pot
2000: Growing pot belly

1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids

1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1970: Seeds and stems
2000: Roughage

1970: Popping pills, smoking joints
2000: Popping joints

1970: Our President's struggle with Fidel
2000: Our President's struggle with fidelity

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    Shit! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.07.2002 9:15:10 PM EST)

    These are far too accurate. Funny as hell, but too accurate.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Anyone want a toke? (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (03.07.2002 1:28:07 PM EST)

    2000??????
    Wow man,great pot.....

    I'll have you know... (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.07.2002 10:36:01 AM EST)

    ...I represent that.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Differences (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.07.2002 2:08:50 AM EST)

    1970: Doing it all night.
    2000: Taking all night to do it.

    Seen this before but (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.07.2002 0:49:15 AM EST)

    it's still a gem.

    Thanks GP


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