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The Doctor And The Mechanic

By: misspkPublished: 05/30/2002
 
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop.

The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open it up, take valves out, fix 'em, put in new parts and when I finish, this will work just like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it while it's running!

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    Now this was classic (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.31.2002 0:45:58 AM EST)


    Great joke PK...

    kisses to you


    Just protecting my sheep

    I like to stick my penis in (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (05.30.2002 10:43:27 PM EST)

    I am fond of placing my genitalia in the running engine. it makes me go "weeeeeeeeeeee aiiieeeeee plop plop plop!!!!"


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    Miss PK's.... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.30.2002 6:58:02 AM EST)

    ....Dream Joke.

    A Harley Punk and a Well to do Doctor. What's a girl to do?

    Hahahahaha

    On the other hand (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.30.2002 3:12:42 AM EST)

    you don't have to wait twelve months to get your motorbike fixed.

    great! (0 replies)  
    started by acidinterval
    (05.30.2002 1:01:07 AM EST)

    great joke PK.. totaly unexpected punchline :) ^5

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