The Amazing Claude
By: marvin	Published: 02/28/2002
It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. I want each of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Shit!" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the theater. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Wonder what would have happened...... (2 replies) started by ladybug (02.28.2002 7:19:11 PM EST) ...if he had said, "F*ck!"

hahahahahaha (0 replies) started by kweenbee (02.28.2002 12:48:12 PM EST) LOL at chili night. Love the country, live to pee outside!

I once hypnotized... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (02.28.2002 7:39:22 AM EST) ...my wife so I could get Oral Sex. Bad idea, now everytime I get my watch out she say, "Hey Fuck You!". LMAO @ TJ & Malcom

LMAO@Tj (0 replies) started by malcom (02.28.2002 7:07:36 AM EST) If he yelled "Bitch!"would it be like a live gripe board?

Oh well (0 replies) started by tjshere (02.28.2002 3:48:26 AM EST) I guess it still beats walking around town with cat shit on your head. Never fear.....TJ's here!

3 weeks? (0 replies)   started by roger (02.28.2002 2:00:45 AM EST) It must have been chili night. hahahaha Just protecting my sheep

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